Some people they say I'm a minger

I reckon its likely true

I don't like washing too often

cos I think it aint good for you

I think a layer of dirt is healthy

If it's from the fields and not the roads

And all that shite in super drug

You can leave it on the shelves.

Some people they say I'm a minger

I reckon its likely true

I don't like washing tooo often

cos I think it aint good for you

aint no chemicals in my dinner

don't wanna rub them on my skin

don't wanna stop my armpits from sweating

Or the hairs growing on my chin.